February 2012
my mom just pissed on my friends car because she...
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
add my kik :) hannahzako
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Watchdolphinflip:
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