March 2012
I don’t know about you but when I’m on my period all I think about is sex, chocolate, killing someone, food, sex, and killing myself.
February 2012
Watchsailor-:
poop-galore:
pizzaforpresident:
glamydia:
oh my god
the kid eating cake with the fake hand
I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so my dad said he’ll take me to get my conch pierced if i get all my 21 missing geometry assignments done and turned in. what he doesn’t know is, i’m giving this kid all my missing work and he’s doing it for a cake i’m gonna make it. awwww yeeee.
Anonymous asked: Do you still talk to Devan?
i’m so god damn lonely.
I had a terrible dream that I got a very bad blow out the size of a quarter and I ripped it off and held it and it was super warm and then I took my plug out and my ear was tearing and falling apart and ugh I am scarred.
mum looking through my ipod
mum: of mice and men isn't that a book
mum: the devil wears prada isn't that a movie
mum: how can you sleep with sirens
mum: why are you to meet them at six
mum: what do you want to ask alexandria
mum: pierce what veil
mum: what is a shikari and why would you enter it is it dirty what
mum: why would you blink 182 times
mum: wouldn't kids being in glass houses be dangerous
mum: i'm so confused
Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship....
it shouldn’t even be an option.